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Maggot flesh? In YOUR vagina? It's more likely than you think!
Thaxton Tweetsberry
@Wartooth118
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Posted by Wartooth118 - February 15th, 2009
Assholes who hate Valentine's unite!
Everyone spread the hate! Prepare your lulz arsenals! Arm your DESU and load your Niggra jokes! It is time to make everyone else hate this god forsaken holiday as much as you!
Check igott's page for details.
And now, the traditional LOLNINJA dance, honoring the hatredy:
Posted by Wartooth118 - February 14th, 2009
Fuck it.
Last year, my girlfriend at the time (Smokin, huge rack) decided a day before V-day that we were just meant to be friends.
Oh yeah, and she told me in a fucking e-mail.
Cunt.
Anyway, that's what made me realize that a relationship is for queers, and going club hopping looking for a quick fuck is a shitpile better than complicating your life with some bitch.
FUCK YOU NATALIE FLEISCHMAN
Posted by Wartooth118 - February 13th, 2009
Really fucking bored.
Really fucking god damn bored.
Jesus cuntbagging Christ, I'm really fucking god damn bored.
Posted by Wartooth118 - February 6th, 2009
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true...
...Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much fucked no matter what you wish for...
...Unless it's death by meteor.
