No seriously. It sucks donkey balls.
Maggot flesh? In YOUR vagina? It's more likely than you think!
Thaxton Tweetsberry
@Wartooth118
Age 91, Male
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lol wut
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Needs kirby raeg instead.
Oh and change your age to 69. Good for the lulz.
You are most wise.
Go fuck yourself.
I already do.
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Nah, too liquidy for me.
Im stayin dude....^_^
Hooray!!
Epic Win
Whatever you're talking about, I'm sure you're right.
Oh i know. I'm always right.
Quite.
5 years ago. I was just a small town girl. Liviiing in a loneeely world!!! Oh wait. 5 years ago, It all started. I was a hobo hippy ninja pirate zombie robot. One day, when I applied for a job at the national toaster institute, a boy came up to me. He said ''How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop''. So I replied ''The wo''--- A giant owl swooped into the national toaster institue building and grabbed the boy with his talons and flew off into the nest. He took three licks and then bit off the boy's head. More owls came. People were dying. I had to do something. There was only one thing to do. "I'm chargin mah lazer, I'm firin mah lazer, SHOOP DA WOOP!". A huge lazeh flew out of my mouth. It killed all owls and blew up about 72 orphanages. But there was a king owl left. Right before the lazeh hit him, Donald Trump ate toast and quickly built a ''Barnes & Nobles'' infront of the king owl. The lazeh halted. People stared. As the lazeh beam just stood there, everybody wondered. This was the beginning of a journey. THIS. IS. THE. LEGEND.
Wierdest day of my life.
Mildly interesting. The only way it could have been better is if it were just one huge run-on sentence.
I just copied that from the BBS. Can't be arsed to make it better.
Laziness...admirable.
hey fuck face guess who =D remember that comment you left me with well once i read it i got a big smile on my face cuz i could finally test my sword =D now your thinking ha yeah right fuck you right? well fuck you 2 =D have a nice day and anal raping faggot queer bitch =D
Lol you're trying too hard, faggot.
I HOPE AN IRISH BYCICLE SCOUT PENETRATES LINK'S SKIN WITH 10 GALLONS OF GASSOLINE WHILE ZELDA SCREWS A FIREHIDRENT THAT A DOG ALREADY PEED ON AND GANNONDORF GOES TO THE BATHROOM AND CRAPS CORNY DIAREA AND BLENDS IT UP THEN PUTS IT IN THE FREEZER THEN GOES TO AN IRISH WISKEY BAR AND SCREWS SPRITE AND HOPS ON A FOUR LEAF CLOVER AS HE IS TIT-SCREWING IMPA AND HIS DINGY FALLS OFF, DUE 2 HERPIES! I COULD BEAT LINK ANNY DAY!
Wyvvern-Guy
Well then.
Wartooth118
Quite.