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Wartooth118
Maggot flesh? In YOUR vagina? It's more likely than you think!

Thaxton Tweetsberry @Wartooth118

Age 91, Male

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lol wut

THIS FIELD IS TOO SHORT.

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Damn, I'm in a good mood.

Posted by Wartooth118 - February 3rd, 2009


Well I'm in a fantastic mood. I got laid over the weekend, so all is right with the world. It involved tequila and a simultaneous explosion of horniness between me and a close female friend.

I love you all! (except you fucking sonicfags)

Damn, I'm in a good mood.


Comments

wow.........this pic creeps me out................

Massive faggotry at work.

Congrats, maybe it'll stop you spamming so much.

Seriously mate, thought you were over that. :/

Lol you really are a naive faggot.

Trolling is forever.

Hell yeah, the one on his right is teh uber hawtness.

Zoras are hawt.

Oh and tequila is WEAK. Smirnoff Raspberry FTW. I drank half of my dads bottle.

Yeah keep saying that 'till you get fucked up on Patron. You haven't had tequila, have you? It's cool, I used to know the plight of the underage drinker.

Just don't act like you know a fucking thing about alcohol when you aren't old enough to party.

Ok.

lol you had to add a period because it was too short.

I'M FUCKING PSYCHIC.

Haha...wait, what?

It's called sex.

You should try it.

Hey me too but I'm not BROOAAAD casting it.

lolwut

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

woooo i've seen that before.

Uh...

Kay.

WOW-E.

I NO RITE

ok....

Don't be afraid...it's just a penis...

...RAPING YOUR FATHER!

UNPH UNPH UNPH

u suck ure moms dick

And you fail at spelling.

lol, As long as she's not a fat chick I don't care, I'm an extremely anti-fat person.
Remember kids:
NO FAT CHICKS!
AND A CUPS DO NOT COUNT AS BOOBS, THEY ARE TOO TINY!

In excess of 220 lbs, fat is bad. Anything under that is just nice and curvy.

A-CUPS ARE NOT BOOBS. THEY ARE NIPPLES ON A CHEST.

Its all about the bitches babe.

Fo' Shizzle.

I know i don't party. :D
I just like my dad's vodka.

Blugh...vodka is nasty. Raspberry tastes like robitussin, and NOBODY wants that.

When you finally ARE old enough to party, mix Maker's Mark and Coke. That's a drink that lets you actually enjoy the ride, not just have alcohol claw its way down your throat.

I hate yo--

"Sees the pic"

...lol, let's say I said nothing this time...lol. have a nice day.

I AM THE NIGHT

You are 69 and you got laid?

The sheer failure of this post boggles the mind.

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OH GOD YOU IDIOT.

OH MY GOD I KNOW

Okay, That was really random lol XD

Yeah, you laugh now...your mother's next.

what the hell,dude

Lol wut?

/b/lackup!

Where and when, foo'?

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