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Wartooth118
Maggot flesh? In YOUR vagina? It's more likely than you think!

Thaxton Tweetsberry @Wartooth118

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lol wut

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HOLY DICK

Posted by Wartooth118 - March 11th, 2010


I LEVELED UP.

Also, I just got Borderlands. You bastards were right, it kicks so much ass it's unbelievable. Just got mah Eridian Lightning Rifle. :D

EDIT: Fixed Eridian spelling because I'm a retard. Hurr.

HOLY DICK


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THE VAULT ACTUALLY HAS A GIANT MONSTER IN IT AND THE GUARDIAN ANGEL IS A SATELLITE

Oh right spoilers.

Lolwatchedtheending

Jewtube FTW/L

Metro 2033 is superior. I hope.

lol wat

^
Jew is worst, Woman is best. I know what I am talking about.

OH RIGHT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT METRO 2033 BECAUSE IT'S A GAME AND PS3 HAS NO GAMES

YOU ALSO WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT:

HEAVY RAIN
HEAVENLY SWORD
KILLZONE 2
LITTLEBIGPLANET
RATCHET & CLANK
RESISTANCE AND RESISTANCE 2
UNCHARTED 2: AMONG THIEVES,
ETC
ETC.

BATCH

Allow me to brag.
CURRENT STATUS:
Level 56 Siren
Current Class Mod:
Mercenary
Prefers: Sniper Rifles, SMGs, and Machine Pistols or Revolvers.
Current Shield: Alacritous Panacea; fast health regen.
Current Grenade Mod: Atlas Incenidary Rain.
Current Weaponry Equipped:
Violet Torgue Malevolent Stinger (209 dmg, 90.3 accuracy, 17.5 fire rate, 4.3x zoom.)
Dark Orange Atlas Pearl Cyclops (432 dmg, 98.5 acc, 0.6(?) fire rate, 5.0+x zoom)
Dark Orange Hyperion Crimson Invader (the BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM one, not the pistol) (279(?) dmg, 1.2 fire rate, 96.5(?) acc, 2.4x Zoom)
Dark Orange Maliwan Combustion Hellfire (128 dmg, 80(?) acc, 12.5 fire rate, 2.0+ zoom)

Alright, I'll brag back (If I can remember lol)

Level 45 Soldier
Class Mod: Support Gunner (regen ammo FTW.)
Shield: Uh....something with 735 shield and shitfast regen
Grenade mod: Transfusion (handy)
Weapon 1: Some kind of raping sniper. idk what it is, but it gets around 7,000 dmg for a headshot
Weapon 2: An AR Combat Rifle with around 200 base dmg and a hella fast reload
Weapon 3: Eridian Rifle (for electrical damage)
Weapon 4: This is the one I switch out a lot. ATM it's a revolver thing that fires 7 rounds per shot. Like an uber/accurate shotgun.

YEAH I WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THEM BECAUSE I DON'T WATCH THAT MANY MOVIES

HEAVY RAIN - SHELBY IS THE ORIGAMI KILLER

mkay.

Also, none of those are movie games.

Fail.

ps3nogaems

We should stop this argument. It's already gotten faggy.

For srs.

You like your buggy overrated system with like EVERY GAME EVER, and I like my powerhouse with nogaems.

Mkay. We're done here. Who gets to make the dick joke?

COCK JOKE

Done. Also, Microsoft fucks us over and Sony fucks you over. We get shitty hardware that forces us to send the damn Xbox in where they make it WORSE, and you get exclusives. Too many exclusives, so Sony has no money to get any games.

Yep. You get Mass Effect 2 though. D:

Wow. Could you please possibly explain why you're such an enormous faggot? I mean seriously, I wanted to punch you in the nose several times reading your post.
I fucking hate your generation.