So I'm sitting there, and I'm like "What the hell is this guy thinking?" you know? And he comes running up to me and says "Officer I swear to fucking god I only raped her because I thought she was my daughter." So I call the cops, naturally, and when they show up, they try and cuff him. But then all of a sudden he starts pissing himself and shouts "Momma I wet myself! Momma I need to be changed! Momma I need a change!" So the cops led him away and I never saw him again. That is, until about two years ago. Apparently he was running for President! I know it's crazy! As far as I know, he still wanted a change.
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