Tumblr shat itself to death and Newgrounds is making a big fat comeback. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug and I'm fucking tripping balls.
Maggot flesh? In YOUR vagina? It's more likely than you think!
THIS FIELD IS TOO SHORT.
Joined on 9/18/08
Posted by Wartooth118 - January 2nd, 2012
We have a love/hate relationship. On one hand, cool shit and people are here. On the other, IRL is an actual roaring beast that must be paid attention to or it will strip me and lay eggs in my anus, which will later hatch into bees and violently destroy me from the inside.
tl;dr: Fuck you guys.
Posted by Wartooth118 - June 22nd, 2011
Alright, I've had enough of this boring-ass shit that's been bouncing around the blogs, about how we're all SO RONERY and miss the "good ol' days" and so on and so forth. I say if we want to change shit we need to get our balls up and fucking do something about it instead of emo-ing into obscurity.
Dust off your troll hats, comerades. It's about time we get up to our old cantankerous ways. Worked before, and trolls never die. They just fuck off and do other shit for a while or something.
And ladies, please, I know you're all about sucking the Wartooth cock, but I've got SuparEFG for that. Thanks anyway.
Posted by Wartooth118 - December 27th, 2010
For everyone who liked Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, don't bother buying the sequel.
The sequel took Starkiller, already brimming with just the right mix of power and reality, and poured ridiculous amounts of force power into him, creating a double-lightsabered character that was rather bland in both gameplay and storyline. They took a unique concept for gameplay and storyline an turned it into a poorly-coded, linear pathway of a game.
You know the standard "Beat up all the enemies, move to the next room, beat up all the enemies, rinse, repeat" game formula? That's what they turned it into, just with a few lavish cutscenes that do nothing to help the rather boring storyline. Starkiller is either talking normally or SCREAMING. There is no in-between, and he has the emotional range of a lightswitch. Depressed or enraged. There are no new characters, no new gameplay....nothing really happens, and it's painfully short. I wouldn't even be so unhappy if they didn't turn what was potentially the last amazing game of '10 into the epitome of mediocrity. It was pretty. It was boring. 5.5/10.