Tumblr shat itself to death and Newgrounds is making a big fat comeback. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug and I'm fuckin​g tripping balls.

Contrary to popular belief, I'm not actually dead.

I'm just lurking.

Y U MAD THO?

Alright, I've had enough of this boring-ass shit that's been bouncing around the blogs, about how we're all SO RONERY and miss the "good ol' days" and so on and so forth. I say if we want to change shit we need to get our balls up and fucking do something about it instead of emo-ing into obscurity.

Dust off your troll hats, comerades. It's about time we get up to our old cantankerous ways. Worked before, and trolls never die. They just fuck off and do other shit for a while or something.

And ladies, please, I know you're all about sucking the Wartooth cock, but I've got SuparEFG for that. Thanks anyway.

I haven't been on here in forever. I'd chalk it up to growing too mature/intelligent for trollin' or some shit, but....not really. I've just been playing vidya games an slowly transforming into a pseudo-furry.

For everyone who liked Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, don't bother buying the sequel.

The sequel took Starkiller, already brimming with just the right mix of power and reality, and poured ridiculous amounts of force power into him, creating a double-lightsabered character that was rather bland in both gameplay and storyline. They took a unique concept for gameplay and storyline an turned it into a poorly-coded, linear pathway of a game.

You know the standard "Beat up all the enemies, move to the next room, beat up all the enemies, rinse, repeat" game formula? That's what they turned it into, just with a few lavish cutscenes that do nothing to help the rather boring storyline. Starkiller is either talking normally or SCREAMING. There is no in-between, and he has the emotional range of a lightswitch. Depressed or enraged. There are no new characters, no new gameplay....nothing really happens, and it's painfully short. I wouldn't even be so unhappy if they didn't turn what was potentially the last amazing game of '10 into the epitome of mediocrity. It was pretty. It was boring. 5.5/10.

Truly, the wholeness of the experience was like the immortal eye of god collapsing in on itself with the power of 10,000 suns. Verily, it was to blind and confuse, ultimately to distract from the fact that god's a big fag.

There, I said it.

What the dick?

Over 10,000 points lost? Such bullshit.

What.

http://omeglebeta.on.nimp.org/

It's a little bit more like Chatroulette with the webcams, but it's filled with more women and less brazillians and chinese, it seems.