ChemicalVengence 2008-11-27 02:36:30

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Wartooth118 2008-11-27 03:07:29

I'M FUCKIN LAZY AS SHIT

I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
And more was coming. I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was practically hyperventilating, too. I wasn't thinking at all about the noise I must have been making. But now I could definitely feel the maggots squirming inside my vagina. Just the idea of it made me cum again.
I felt so filthy, so disgusting, like I'd turned myself into some low, depraved sort of beast. And that made me so incredibly hot, together with the constant movement of the maggots inside me. But it was time to go. Holding my hand over my crotch, I slowly crawled back to my clothes and managed to get dressed again without anything coming out. I put the gloves back into my pocket and climbed out of the dumpster.
Once I was home, I locked myself in my bedroom, took off my clothes, except for my double-panties, and got into bed. I closed my eyes and just let myself feel the maggots squirming inside me. For a while I tried to watch TV, but I could really pay attention to it. The maggots were too wonderfully distracting. I skipped dinner. Later on, when I really had to pee, I did it by taking down my panties and holding my hand over my crotch, wearing the rubber gloves, of course.
A little later on I realized that I didn't need the panties to hold the maggots and the meat inside me. The mass pretty much stayed in place as long as I laid kind of still. I thought hey, I guess that means I'm infested, which made me cum again. I was always right on the edge of orgasm, and it didn't take much to go over the edge. I also noticed that the maggots seemed to be more active if I kept my legs apart and realized that they probably needed to breathe. So that's how I stayed a lot of the time. I did get up and read my email and posted an update on my web page but I couldn't seem to think clearly enough to write much. Then I had to pee again, but I just didn't want to get up. So I just peed in the bed. It made me cum. I just wanted to keep feeling the maggots moving. And they were. They seemed even stronger, in anything. I was totally in heaven with it. I didn't eat at all, either.
I decided to go ahead and take a shit in my bed, right where I was. That just made me more turned on and I ended up smearing some of my shit over my thighs and my pussy and cumming again. I noticed that the maggots started coming out a bit. Maybe they liked the shit. A couple tmes one would creep up on my belly. I'd just flick it back down between my legs.
Other girls have babies but I give birth to decay and filth, I'd keep thinking to myself. Or I'd say I'm probably ruining my womb and I don't care, I want to be ruined. I know I must have been hallucinating from the infection. I was hoping the maggots had given up on the rotten meat and were eating my vagina instead. My fingers were buried inside my vagina, with my fingertips against part of the meat. Whenever I pressed on it, the maggots would squirm faster and I'd climax again. I could do it over and over and keep cumming.
I sat up a little, picked up the hand mirror I have on the table next to my bed, and held it between my thighs.
My pussy was totally gaped wide open. I'd never seen it like that before. It reminded me of a mouth in a sick, gagging expression. My inner lips were swollen and dark purple, almost black, while my outer lips were cherry red and I was losing a layer of dead skin, like a sunburn. A stream of the light brown slime was oozing from inside my vagina and down my butt crack onto the shitty mattress. Although I could still feel a large mass of maggots and rotten meat inside me, there were maggots everywhere between my legs. Hundreds of them.
And then I saw my fingers on my pussy. They plunged deep into my vagina and dragged out a wad of slime and maggots, which I pressed hard against my clit. I remember having a huge orgasm right then, and I must have passed out. I think I was sobbing too, but I'm not sure.I scooped up some of the slime on my gloved finger and brought it to my nose. I knew what it was from the reading I'd done before. It was digestive juices from the maggots, full of bacteria. And it smelled just horrible. I thought to myself, that's what I'm going to smell like. That's the stench that's going to come from my vagina. I want that, I thought, spreading my legs wide apart. I dragged my slimy finger between my pussy lips. My clit felt like a hard little pebble beneath the slime. I didn't want to cum right then, though, and I was still right on the edge of gagging, too. But I knew there was no turning back now, so I let my fingers lightly touch the top of the maggot mass. The maggots felt like nothing I'd experienced before. They seemed to have such energy, totally different from picking up an earthworm or something. And they felt so alive. I was fascinated and nauseated at the same time. Sinking my fingers into the mass, I felt the solid meat beneath. Gently breaking it apart, I could see that the meat had turned gray except for the very center which was still pink, and that the maggots had penetrated into it but not too deeply yet. There was still plently of food for my filthy little babies. I broke off a small chunk of meat that was covered on one side with maggots and held it for a moment while I fought back another urge to vomit. It was finally time, I thought. I leaned forward, and holding my pussy lips apart with one hand, I gritted my teeth and pushed the maggot-covered chunk of meat into my vagina. And then, totally without expecting it, I had an orgasm. A quick, sharp one that only made me want more.
And more was coming. I broke off another small chunk of meat, along with another part of the maggot mass and pushed it inside me. This one had more maggots on it, and I stopped for a moment to see if I could feel them inside me. I wasn't sure I could, but it didn't matter. I wanted them all. I needed to take them all inside me. With that thought, I went sort of wild. I started pushing bigger chunks of meat and maggots, and even handfuls of just maggots into me, over and over. I was practically hyperventilating, too.

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GoKy 2008-11-27 16:23:51

I doubt you're 77, and if you are you don't act it. GROW UP!! Also, your useless comment was deleted and you are banned from my userpage. Being an immature asshole sure pays, doesn't it?

scrappy316 2008-11-27 18:59:17

WAR TOOTH SHUT UP!

paperkill 2008-11-27 19:14:10

Epic troll be epic. Discriminatin' and cookin' the copypasta and etc

Parasky 2008-11-27 22:59:02

I'm sorry to say this...But I'm afraid you have...

DIABEETUS

sonicfreak59 2008-11-28 13:08:57

WHAT A FUCKING HOMO

luke-mushu-2010 2008-11-28 15:18:25

I'm gonna fuck your grandmaw in the ass. Peel of her skin, eat her flesh, and give her bones to the dog. Boo-Yah!

sonicboom676 2008-11-28 15:33:00

Sea slugs are scum sucking invertebrae. Land slugs are slimy mollusc-brained cabbage eaters. But you are nothing. You are the human equivalent of a broken lava-lamp. Repulsive, doesn't work, 30 years behind the times, and full of oily slime. Your breathtaking arrogance is only matched by your uncanny ability to be utterly clueless as to what other people think about you. And make no mistake, they think about you. Constantly. Your actions are as opportunistic and as repulsive as maggots. Your disgusting loathsome habits clearly know no bounds. Your mere existence has for me offered proof there is no God, no hope, no justice and the most miserable future for humankind. I have seen you walking along a footpath, one of your horribly fascinating activities. You count the cement squares don't you. You even on occasion try and avoid standing on the cracks. How can someone so stupid still remember to breathe? Or are you an automaton sent by an evil foreign, or alien, power, to destroy civilisation as we know it? All this, perhaps, would not be so damningly despairing were it not for the fact that I know what you do after you have picked your nose. Perhaps the less said the better, as other people, who still might have hope, could someday read this inadvertently. You snot-snivelled slimed sluptitious stool. Do you not have any reckoning of the ugliness you have wrought on the world? I have seen more convivial things than you wrapped up in newspaper in overfull bins at the fishmarkets. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature. This is something that I have grown to despise quite malevolently. Your bigoted words, and your damnable actions make me sick to my stomach. I find it comedic that you are spouting this crap here, and I find it sickening that younger children might see this... There is a good saying that I am thinking of, "If you don't have something nice to say, then don't say anything at all!" Otherwise, I rather felt like that I needed to put in my two cents here. Oh, and I find it funny that you comeback with very crappy insults. You sir are a stupid dumbshit who doesn't deserve a dick. Unless you are a girl then you don't desrve your pussy. Please go replace your pancreas with a bowling ball and skydive into into man-eating animal infested waters wherin you survive without a dick without a sphincter without an ear or even your nutsack or thread a needle with a string dipper in saltwater through your balls then put the same exact string in your eyeball where it will mold and cause you to go blind. So then you will need a seeing eyedog named butch who will chew on your infected nutsack every day for the rest of your life. Then he will die xausing you to cry out of your blind eyes and you will be left helpless crying for your dead ball chewing dog in the street while you are mowed down by a guy in a powder blue prius and live in pain for exacly 666 minutes before you die finally exiling you to hell. THEN (no i am NOT done) satan's minions will chew out your kidneys and stuff them in your ass that doesn't have a sphincter then when you talk you will sound like al kheida and be pelted with rocks everywhere you go until you are hated enough to be let into the tenth chamber of hell where your immortal soul will burn for tens of hundreds of thousands of centuries without any shit breaks until you fucking explode and guts go everywhere and your wife (who is not missing you at all cause shes fucking your cousin steve) gets hit with your gay ass bowling ball pancreas and then your soul goes to super hell where they convert you to a cat fucking atheast with no liver and then they will torture you with your dead dog butch's soul and he will chew the remaing peices of your infected nutsack off untill he is forced to chew off his own infected nutsack and shove it down your throat so you choke and die again and go to supra hell (hell worse that super hell) and have your nuts replaced with hitlers nuts and then they send you back up to earth where you find a sign sticking out of your head that says i have hitlers nuts! and then when people read it they wil get their dogs to chew out your new balls and rip off your face and then you die and go to butch hell and 100000000000000000000 butch clones chew your balls for ever and ever and ever! Eventually one of the clones will eat your last bit of nutsack off and you will be crying from so much pain that they kick you out of Butch hell and send you back to Earth where you are forced live in an apartment with over 9000 gay people in New Jersey untill Richard Simmons breaks in your house through your toilet and forces you to do hours and hours of dancing to the oldies. And just when you think it's all over, Carrot Top comes over to do some prop comedy for you. Then, after breaking your leg, a giant koala bear breaks in through your window and chews the other off. Then you, laying there, legless Pedobear breaks in through your shower and pokes a hole in your cheek which he sticks his wang in until there's a huge meteor shower which rips through your body, and leaves you alive to feel nothing but pain and suffering. All other human beings are dead but yourself, and you can't move. Only then can you truly appreciate your wretched existence. Burn in everlasting agony. pfff stupid jewish

Cryinthewood 2008-11-28 16:08:48

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scrappy316 2008-11-28 17:16:27

WARTOOTH THINK ABOU PUTTING CRAP ON MY PAGE AGIEN THEN THERE BE A LOT OF SHIT TO PAY FOR! ): (

Wyvvern-Guy 2008-11-28 19:55:31

smouch.net/lol/ :D

Joeypwnsjoo 2008-11-28 20:14:29

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sonicboom676 2008-11-28 21:21:56

well why did u post that on my page?

lilcheeselad 2008-11-29 09:28:10

I'D HIT IT

MikeWeathersby546 2008-11-29 09:38:49

YOURE A BITCH MAN.why? That post saying about people misunderstanding me.
IM RICH, and youre not.Prove it?Im gonig to be a rich game designer like Shigeru,creator
of MARIO. AND NEVER SEND ME A MESSAGE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

evil-marshmallow 2008-11-29 09:54:44

lol man dats fcked up yo

HaXoR1500 2008-11-29 18:13:01

I have four shirts like that, and 2 shirts like these <a href="http://lightking69.deviantart.com/art/Rapist-T-shirt-94709260">http://lightking69.deviantart.com/art /Rapist-T-shirt-94709260</a> that is supposed to be the Santa of the 21st century right...?

Wyvvern-Guy 2008-11-29 21:08:17

I likw to use it on noobs.