Well I'm in a fantastic mood. I got laid over the weekend, so all is right with the world. It involved tequila and a simultaneous explosion of horniness between me and a close female friend.
I love you all! (except you fucking sonicfags)
Maggot flesh? In YOUR vagina? It's more likely than you think!
Thaxton Tweetsberry
@Wartooth118
Age 92, Male
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lol wut
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Damn, I'm in a good mood.
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Congrats, maybe it'll stop you spamming so much.
Seriously mate, thought you were over that. :/
Lol you really are a naive faggot.
Trolling is forever.
Hell yeah, the one on his right is teh uber hawtness.
Zoras are hawt.
Oh and tequila is WEAK. Smirnoff Raspberry FTW. I drank half of my dads bottle.
Yeah keep saying that 'till you get fucked up on Patron. You haven't had tequila, have you? It's cool, I used to know the plight of the underage drinker.
Just don't act like you know a fucking thing about alcohol when you aren't old enough to party.
Ok.
lol you had to add a period because it was too short.
I'M FUCKING PSYCHIC.
Haha...wait, what?
It's called sex.
You should try it.
Hey me too but I'm not BROOAAAD casting it.
lolwut
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
woooo i've seen that before.
Uh...
Kay.
WOW-E.
I NO RITE
ok....
Don't be afraid...it's just a penis...
...RAPING YOUR FATHER!
UNPH UNPH UNPH
u suck ure moms dick
And you fail at spelling.
lol, As long as she's not a fat chick I don't care, I'm an extremely anti-fat person.
Remember kids:
NO FAT CHICKS!
AND A CUPS DO NOT COUNT AS BOOBS, THEY ARE TOO TINY!
In excess of 220 lbs, fat is bad. Anything under that is just nice and curvy.
A-CUPS ARE NOT BOOBS. THEY ARE NIPPLES ON A CHEST.
Its all about the bitches babe.
Fo' Shizzle.
I know i don't party. :D
I just like my dad's vodka.
Blugh...vodka is nasty. Raspberry tastes like robitussin, and NOBODY wants that.
When you finally ARE old enough to party, mix Maker's Mark and Coke. That's a drink that lets you actually enjoy the ride, not just have alcohol claw its way down your throat.
I hate yo--
"Sees the pic"
...lol, let's say I said nothing this time...lol. have a nice day.
I AM THE NIGHT
You are 69 and you got laid?
The sheer failure of this post boggles the mind.
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OH GOD YOU IDIOT.
OH MY GOD I KNOW
Okay, That was really random lol XD
Yeah, you laugh now...your mother's next.
what the hell,dude
Lol wut?
/b/lackup!
Where and when, foo'?
bloodsuckingmonster
wow.........this pic creeps me out................
Wartooth118
Massive faggotry at work.