When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true...
...Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much fucked no matter what you wish for...
...Unless it's death by meteor.
Maggot flesh? In YOUR vagina? It's more likely than you think!
Thaxton Tweetsberry
@Wartooth118
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lol wut
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roight roight? imahupinyunisgudfonijokeder.
I KNOW RIGHT
SON
I AM DISAPPOINT
The Faggot Tree grows a new branch every time a person (or organization) does something faggy. At its current rate of growth it will consume the known universe sometime next Thursday. Which means you better pull your cock out and cock slap your mother.
OH YOU
ok, yeah that's pretty funny...
*MODERATE RESPONSE*
doorman18 is a sonicfag. troll him
I intend to.
<a href="http://doomman18.newgrounds.com/news/post/260370">http://doomman18.newgrounds.com/news/
post/260370</a>
this kid is a sonicfag. troll him. remember to delete all the errors in the url. newgrounds doesnt like links
Ooh this'll be fun.
......................... you are rerally 69? i don't buy it.
The sheer failure of your post is fucking astounding.
i think u shuld troll doorman18 mor and give him links to gay porn websites
Already did, fag.
Go rape myself.
I totally am.
I do NOT own a fursuit. Those things aren't machine washable. Who the hell wants to go to the dry cleaners to wash a fursuit encrusted with man juice? Funny looks galore.
No seriously, I'm not a furry piece of shit. I just like porn.
...I...have no idea how to respond to that.
^
Delete my post. I would never try and create a meme.
If I ever try to, I've had 4 bottles of soda and it's 1:00 AM.
A'ight, I can do that. You have enough friend points.
what the funny clown is the quantum theory of crap doing in the middle of a kleenex?!?!?!?!?
You're so gay, you could suck a golfball through a gardenhose.
Ha ha ha ha ha! That's actually pretty funny but for some reason it makes me think of preditor.
Um k
Friend points? How does I get moar friend points?
*rapes furiously again*
Thar we go.
desu..d-desu.....DESUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
DESUUUUUUUU
ur all kewl cus u troll noobs
Oh dear....
how many friend points do i have?
hm....one. You used to have more, but the above post is kinda.....fail-y
Wait a second...there's no such thing as a female orgasm...
I DIDN'T SAY STOP
UNPH UNPH UNPH
YOUR KEYBOARD MAEKS ME HAWT
um...*raises hand* quick question, how exactly did the golfball get IN the garden hose?
Pure faggotry did it. In other words, you were involved somehow.
mmm
Oh yeah, baby.
Yor-Best-Friend
I find that humorous.... but not really
Wartooth118
I don't do it to impress you, you narcissistic fag.