Fuck it.
Last year, my girlfriend at the time (Smokin, huge rack) decided a day before V-day that we were just meant to be friends.
Oh yeah, and she told me in a fucking e-mail.
Cunt.
Anyway, that's what made me realize that a relationship is for queers, and going club hopping looking for a quick fuck is a shitpile better than complicating your life with some bitch.
FUCK YOU NATALIE FLEISCHMAN
FurryFox
E-mail dump!? son of a bitch thats cruel. With a name like Fleishcej- whatever, I think you wre better off alone.
Wartooth118
You're telling me. I was all excited, getting my dick cleaned in anticipation for the epic night ahead when I decided to check my email. My brain kinda shut down for a minute.
She was fucking awesome, too. Tall, worked out a lot, had a permanent Indian tan, but a smokin' french face. Part time model. Jesus.
Anyway, you're right. I shouldn't degrade myself by fawning over a cunt.