Haha. Just got off omegle where I had a battle with ass burgers.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey there
Stranger: where from
You: USA
You: use better grammar.
Stranger: why you understand what im saying and its faster this way
Stranger: what are you an english teacher
You: And it also shows that you're a lazy fuck that doesn't know enough about english to care.
You: what are you, 12?
Stranger: i have an a in english
Stranger: and im 15
Stranger: u asshole
You: And I graduated college.
Stranger: i bet you have gray hairs
You: Because I'm older than you
Stranger: because ur an uptight snop
Stranger: snob
You: Fucking immature fag
Stranger: my sister goes too cornell
Stranger: where did u go
You: Good job
You: Maybe I've fucked her. I dunno.
You: Is she hot?
Stranger: community college
Stranger: ???
Stranger: is that where you went
You: lol guess not then
You: I just got outta Lafayette
Stranger: i bet your a real asshole
Stranger: i can tell
You: lol
Stranger: its not even funny
You: Because I can't stand immaturity?
Stranger: your just horrible
Stranger: your the one being immature
Stranger: "maybe i fuckked her"
You: lolz
Stranger: "is she hot"
Stranger: yeah cause thats real mature
You: Seriously. Just trying to lower myself to a 15 year olds mentality
Stranger: lol isn grammer
You: Not that you'd understand that
Stranger: lol is what fagots say
Stranger: its HAHAHA
Stranger: dumbass
You: Jesus christ
You: The amount of failure
You: It's suffocating
Stranger: do u say laugh out loud when u laugh
Stranger: i bet ur a scholarly asshole jew
Stranger: am i right
You: You really are a retarded little shit, you do realise this, right?
Stranger: are you jewish
Stranger: ???
Stranger: are you
You: I'm not a fucking jew, ya snotnose little shit
Stranger: then ur a fuck up all on your own
Stranger: you have no excuse
Stranger: go fucking jump of a well
You: Lol
Stranger: down*
You: And you think you're clever, too
Stranger: no i dont
You: Grow the fuck up
You: And try again
Stranger: im just normal
Stranger: little asshole retard
Stranger: where are u from
Stranger: new york?
You: "LOLOL I CAN SAY CUSSES TOO"
You: That's pretty much all I got outta that
Stranger: where are you from!!!???
You: What the fuck does it matter
You: You gonna come here?
Stranger: so i can figure out why ur so rude
Stranger: you were probably raised wrong
Stranger: maybe your mother and father were drug addicts
You: And you have shitty grammar and spelling
You: I'll say it again
You: Grow up
You: Then try again
Stranger: or you just came from some rich snobby neighborhood
Stranger: and i bet your real ugly
You: lol trying to justify someone's hostility?
You: Welcome to the real world.
Stranger: cause thats what so much stress can do to some old idiot
Stranger: like you
Stranger: why are you such a dick
You: Because little pricks like you don't seem to know their place.
Stranger: i hate people like you
Stranger: i just want to snap their heads in two
You: Good luck with that
You: No really
Stranger: i bet your mommy pampers you like a baby
You: Come on and try it.
You: OH WAIT
You: YOU CAN'T
Stranger: does your mommy tell you your such a good little boy
Stranger: and does everything for you
You: No, I'm not you.
Stranger: "Oh son, this is fabulous, yet another A+!"
Stranger: fucking loser
You: So did your mommy give you a present when you got that A in english that you can't even fucking use?
Stranger: the real real world beyond your eyes is independant
Stranger: i dont even get acknoleged for my work
You: And the real world doesn't end in high school, sonny
You: And I do
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: not sonny
You: HAHA OH WOW
Stranger: u dumbass
Stranger: use your brain
You: So you're just some bitch with an inflated ego
Stranger: no
Stranger: i never comlemented my self here
Stranger: im just putting you in your place
You: Trying to vent out your teenage drama into some chatroom
Stranger: you disgusting asshole
You: AND HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FO YA?
Stranger: your on this chatroom too
You: Yeah
You: I am
Stranger: talking to ME
Stranger: what a waist of time
Stranger: you could be discovering new things
You: i'm not gonna let some teenage cunt tell me what I'm worth
Stranger: and makeing money
Stranger: i bet ur from england
Stranger: no one in america says cunt
You: I'm sure not
Stranger: oh scotland
Stranger: their all assholes
Stranger: too
You: You have been astronimically wrong about EVERY FUCKING THING you have said so far
You: You need teoread people better.
You: gah
Stranger: i cant idiot
You: Fucking typos.
You: And yet you expected me to somehow magically know you were a girl?
You: Oh wow
Stranger: i cant read pple because of my genius disorder that makes it hard to read ppl
Stranger: i have aspergers
You: You have ass burgers?
Stranger: so dont tlk about my ppl skills
You: WAHAHAHA
You: that's awesome
Stranger: if you were smart u'd know what aspergers syndrome was
Stranger: but ur not
You: I know exactly what it is
You: nd I'm fucking loling
Stranger: no u dont
You: *and
Stranger: ur a fuck up
You: You're just on the high end of the autistic scale
Stranger: that gets his soccer mommy to help u with everyone
You: I FUCKING MAJORED IN PSYCHOLOGY.
Stranger: everything*
Stranger: so what
Stranger: thatn why are u an asshole
You: I know what ass burgers is
You: And that explains you perfectly
Stranger: and not an understanding mature phycologists
Stranger: hmmm?
Stranger: answer that
You: Losers believe that having Asperger's Syndrome excuses all forms of social retardation, attention whoring and shitty self-absorbed bullshit, while also allowing them to lay claim to its supposed symptom of "higher than average levels of intelligence".
Stranger: im not an asshole asperger ppl dont judge ppl like nerotypicals do
You: So I can't find it in myself to take you seriously.
Stranger: nerotypical (you) judge meanly
Stranger: not critically
You: I judge honestly
You: Wait wait
Stranger: you judge meanly
You: Coming from the cunt who said:
Stranger: and horridly
Stranger: what the hell is with the word cunt
Stranger: ur definatly european
You: Stranger: i bet your mommy pampers you like a baby
You: Come on and try it.
You: OH WAIT
You: YOU CAN'T
Stranger: does your mommy tell you your such a good little boy
Stranger: and does everything for you
Stranger: what was the point of that
You: And way to use a fucking nationalist stereotype.
Stranger: cunt
Stranger: is
Stranger: not
Stranger: used
Stranger: in
Stranger: america
You: Then why the fuck am I american and saying cunt, cunt?
Stranger: is not a fucking sterotype
Stranger: than ur a weird american
You: Because i'm different?
Stranger: i never heard that word
Stranger: untill i got on hear
You: coming from the bitch with ass burgers?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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lulz.