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Posted by Wartooth118 - March 15th, 2010

PORTAL 2.

I JUST JIZZED MYSELF.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/v iew/99124-Valve-Portal-2-is-Our-Best-G ame-Ever

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kornrox 2010-03-15 03:33:02

uh. Uh. UH. UHHH. UUUUUHHHHHHH. Ahhh, Portal two.

Wartooth118 2010-03-15 03:33:02

Exactly.

NeverHundred 2010-03-15 10:05:30

Video games are cool.

Wartooth118 2010-03-15 10:05:30

No shit, sherlock.

AlbinoTitan 2010-03-15 15:24:25

The Escapist is very late with these things. And I only like Yahtzee.

I knew about Portal 2 for...3 months.

Wartooth118 2010-03-15 15:24:25

Fucker.

I just got my game informer that told me about it like...yesterday. Before that, I was only hopeful.

AlbinoTitan 2010-03-15 19:30:16

GameInformer had a sexy cover and a lot of good articles this time.

And GameInfarcer.

Wartooth118 2010-03-15 19:30:16

I KNOW.

I lul'd out loud, for srs at the big grandpa.

ZeroInsanity 2010-03-16 10:49:43

IKNORIET FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you"? That was great!

Wartooth118 2010-03-16 10:49:43

I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.