Total Medals Earned: 1,152 (From
145 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 18,355 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Unlock all weapons.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
You made 1000 Kills
You restored 10000 health points.
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 1000 health points.
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Activate both cores of Planet I.
Activate both cores of Planet II.
Activate all four cores and reconnect the data beam.
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.
