Maggot flesh? In YOUR vagina? It's more likely than you think!
Age 92, Male
Asshole
lol wut
THIS FIELD IS TOO SHORT.
Joined on 9/18/08
Posted by Wartooth118 - February 14th, 2009
Fuck it.
Last year, my girlfriend at the time (Smokin, huge rack) decided a day before V-day that we were just meant to be friends.
Oh yeah, and she told me in a fucking e-mail.
Cunt.
Anyway, that's what made me realize that a relationship is for queers, and going club hopping looking for a quick fuck is a shitpile better than complicating your life with some bitch.
FUCK YOU NATALIE FLEISCHMAN
Posted by Wartooth118 - February 6th, 2009
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true...
...Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much fucked no matter what you wish for...
...Unless it's death by meteor.
Posted by Wartooth118 - February 5th, 2009
Well do any of you bitches think you can satisfy the massive libido of the Wartooth? Hm?
Posted by Wartooth118 - February 3rd, 2009
Well I'm in a fantastic mood. I got laid over the weekend, so all is right with the world. It involved tequila and a simultaneous explosion of horniness between me and a close female friend.
I love you all! (except you fucking sonicfags)
